Are you a 'ListMaker'?
Do you have a PadNPencil handy in the Kitchen (for Milk, Eggs, Chips and Chocolate), in the 'PowderRoom' (for Crest, Charmin, and Chocolate), in the Knitting Nest (for #9 Circulars, ChunkyYarn and Chocolate)?
If the Answer is Yes...You Might Be A ChocoHolic .
FYI...I DoNot recommend Eating Chocolate in the PowderRoom.
Now, I know you are wondering, 'What's with the ListMaking, Knitting and Chocolate?' Well, if you're like me...my Husband sez "God Help Us"...
and you are a Lister...SeniorMomentsHappen...
and you Knit...if you don't..WhyNot?...
and you like Chocolate...Who Doesn't?...
Then these ThreeTopics 'Lists-Knitting-Chocolate, are of EveryDay Importance.
Not that SKW starts everyday with LKC...oh wait!...Yes, I do...1 teaspoon HotCocoMix in Coffee...that's a DoubleChocolate Start.
No ChocolateSheep in the KnittingNest, but often there are Snickers Wrappers, MochaMohair, SheepShape ListPads and Pencil Toppers. I have discovered 'Another Common Ailment' among Knitters.
LKC Syndrome.
Check out my LKC and 'Just SayYes-ToChocolate' Searchs ...
ChocolateSheep ... Knitting a Chocolate Eclair... DarkChocolate#6205...Benefits of Chocolate...List of Chocolate CandyBars.
I especially recommend the 'Benefits of Chocolate' reading....It's very Justifying.
Now for the 'RealReason' for this ChocolateNess Post! Get out your SheepShaped PadNPencil! Oh! You may also need a ChocolateCalculator! Don't have one? I do!!>>>>>>
'Your Age By Chocolate Math'
#1...Pick the number of times a week you would like to have Chocolate...more than 1 and less than 10.
#2...Multiply that number by 2.
#3...Add 5
#4...Multiply by 50....good time to use the calculator and have a piece or 2 or 3 of chocolate.
#5...If you have already had your Birthday this year add 1759...If you haven't had your Birthday add 1758.#6...Now Subtract the Four Digit Year you were Born.
You should have a 3 Digit Number.
The First Digit of this was your Original Number....ie..How many times you want to have Chocolate in a week.
You should have a 3 Digit Number.
The First Digit of this was your Original Number....ie..How many times you want to have Chocolate in a week.
The Next Two Numbers are Your AGE!!!Oh! Yes It Is!!!
2009 is the ONLY Year this Chocolate Math Formula will work.
A Chocolate Calculator is a Knitters Nest Must Have....Not Available at any YarnShop.
SKW will Share.
Please feel free to Touch (with your mouse) and take a Byte (right click & SavePictureAs) put it in your Nest (paste to your 'ChocolateFile') and
Share with Other ListMaking-Knitting-ChocoHolics!
Or send them this Link...SuKnitWitty.
PS...Thanks to my Quilting Friend Ellen for the Chocolate Calculator Math Formula. Apparently it works for Quilters, too.
PPS...DoNOT Touch the Chocolate-CherryDrippin-Pie with your Mouse...It is Mine!
